The Sarcastic Asshole

Aug 15

This is a pretty cool Minecraft Trailer. -

It really fits well with the music, the timing and events happening are just made out of win.

Aug 11

Survival Multiplayer. The beginning.

Oh jesus shit, ever since SMP got released many mods and hacks and other crap has been released or shown light to.

Alot of griefing is going on with Survival Multiplayer (Hurr durr to you idiots who thought it would of gone DOWN.)  and the whole Persister jar, where people can load up their items from before and bomb the shit and lava it to no mercy.

So what does this mean? It means we are all doomed until notch updates the buggy server, but hell it is it’s own first run and i’m impressed with the quality and how it works.

Also in other news: Duke nukem forever rumoured to be coming soon again, but by the guys who made Borderlands. What the fuck?

Aug 01

Hey kids.

Notch is going to release the SMP buggy server in the following week, so what does this mean?

About 20 thousand minecrafters are going to shit their pants simultaneously, especially if it’s like notch’s SMP server. I’m more interested in how the admins will be able to control the server with commands and GUI and such.

Jul 30

Oh goodie!

All the kids are going to come out into the irc and spam like crazy because they shit their pants because more than likely the Secret Update for Minecraft will contain something big.

Jul 26

Survival Multiplayer goodness

So i got a Invite from Notch to play some Survival Multi Player sometime today, so i decided to go ahead and try it out. Login and put in the invite code and see whats up. 

Not bad, a snow map  and actually people walking around (Instead of flailing around like an idiot.) and holding the items in their hands.  I was able to see items drop, gather them and drop therm and have people see what i was doing as-well, there wasn’t any animations for swinging your arms or hitting stuff or even mining just yet but hey it’s alpha what do you expect? It’s not even fully coded.

You can always do the basics and people will see you do what you do, gather some wood and snag some stuff. Eventually build something. Once in a while notch under a different name would come around or talk in the server in pink/purple text and let us know whats going on or to say hi or something, it wasn’t all bad and you couldn’t really tell there was lag either so it ran pretty smooth and i loved the fact the text has extra characters, is more smoother and you can type even longer! It has a pretty cool fading effect when a text message goes away too.

But as cool as it is to see people run around with you and mine shit, there is always some down sides… Now don’t get me wrong even though notch can make us puke out items like no tomorrow, doesn’t mean it’s all perfect. At some points you WILL get stuck on blocks or within blocks for no reason and you will twitch/respawn around until you start jumping like a mexican jumping bean trying to unstick yourself which also happens whenever you run/walk across minetracks, in which case the Minecarts do work but i don’t think others can see you ride in them but it still does the Twitching glitch when you ride it.

Another issue was massive black holes appearing, if you go into them or even walk on top of them you will trigger the stuttering glitch and be stuck until you glitchly fall down and die, or you type /home and respawn back to the spawn, but it’s probably just a generation bug overall.

While PvP wasn’t installed at the time and you aimlessly and hopelessly whacked at a body like it was a ghost, you could set people on fire if you really wanted to thats of course if they didn’t have Peaceful on or were near water. The difficulty slider was set to only be for an individual user, but since no mobs were represented into SMPB yet all it did was really regenerate health.

Another issue that came up was Furnaces were locked and you could put stuff in them but it wouldn’t do a damn thing, either not implanted or broken which basically meant no iron smelting. Rumour stated you could smelt shit with lava, but it was proved wrong in which lava does actually spawn as-well with Redstone dust. (Untested if redstone dust actually works or not)

So overall as buggy as it was, and with few FPS drops that came around it was alright to be honest the bugs involved weren’t too serious and probably either not implanted or fixed yet, i was mainly focusing on screenshots mainly the entire time instead of actually doing something. It was interesting to see that somehow someone managed to get TNT and blow the shit up at the spawn in the first level and everyone elses stuff, whilst EZ and Notch spat out random items as-well like Saddles and diamonds and such. It was also funny to see that a spiraling stair case up in the air started to leak water and spill across the land and into some caves, probably not the best idea that someone has to come up with but interesting for the server itself, also as a little side note chests and signs did work but were entirely client side meaning you could only see your contents in the chest and your writing on the signs.

Last i believe notch host’s the server and is doing so right now, even during the password leak incident and because all of these people are trying to connect i think it’s putting a bit much on his internet and ram usage. Good stuff though, good times, and good people. It just sucks that us original testers can’t get back in because the entire internet brought the party down, and actually i know that i’m probably holding back on a few things but some of the screenshots may explain a little more of what went on.

As bonus material i uploaded all the snapshots of SMP I made whether intentional or not into one giant .7z (Openable with 7-zip or winrar.) So enjoy them i guess.

Download Link

Jul 23

So about them aliens?

Back from the dead!

Alien Swarm is a free new game by Valve,  yeah holy shit a free game by a company that big? For once the cake is not a lie.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/630/

It’s a top down third person shooter with a little bit of RPG element, mixed with unlock-ables swarms of different types of aliens and all that jazz. It has alot of reference to the Aliens franchise so it’s definitely worth to check out.

May 13

Anonymous asked: What is your forum avatar from?

Forum avatar or Blog avatar? If blog avatar, then it’s House.

Hey check it out. Free portal.

No joke. http://store.steampowered.com/freeportal

May 04

A interesting thought.

15:02  <LG_Legacy>    Now here’s a thought for you all..
15:03  <LG_Legacy>    What if everything was just a dream? Reality, physics, the world itself. You wake up in a lab or as another person on a different planet, basiclly somewhere in someplace unknown to human life as we know it. Everything is completely changed as-well as everything you know about human standards today or just overall everything you learned in your life, and everything you know about that dream is slowly fading away, but you keep on going with your life there cause it’s not going to get any better anytime soon. Also what if this was the way things work when we die? We suddenly become someone else, the person that use to be that person is now gone.
15:03  <theonesin>    That last part sounds like reincarnation
15:04  <LG_Legacy>    But you end up as that person while they are still maintaining the body.
15:04  <LG_Legacy>    The person previously beforehand doesn ot exist anymore.
15:04  <LG_Legacy>    But you have their full memories and everything

May 02

Probably the best video i’ve seen in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCiPPszl5-A This fad surprisingly appeals to me, the timing and tune in the back is just addicting.